Fuck 309
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- Ash: Hey, can I borrow toothpaste? I ran out last night.
- Maeve: Yeah, sure. ... Hey, Ash, guess what?
- Ash: What?
- Maeve: Next year, in our bathroom, we'll have mutual toothpaste.
- Ash: That's the nicest thing I've ever heard.
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- Ash: Did you hang JP on the wall?
- Me: No, but I meant to.
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Today Ash and I burned pictures of a guy we hate at school.
She took her cigarette and burned a hole through his face on the paper.
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VirtualGoose.com shh. don’t think, just play.
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maeve: i’m probably going to fail this class because i’m so fucking strung out. god, i wish i had lenka this semester because i would fucking cry every day.
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happy foreskin!
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How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irish man?Ā
None
DUDE
THATS LOW
just like the population of Ireland during the Great Famine
history nerds are the best.
(via angrybirdterminator1214)
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- having a friend sleep over when you were 10: omfg lets stay up until 4 am and prank call people and watch movies and gossip about everyone from our school and go on a sugar high omfg we're so cool
- having a friend sleep over when you're 16: shut the fuck up faggot i'm trying to sleep if i hear you breathe one more time i will fucking end your existence seriously do you want to fucking sleep outside
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